Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
pati patni
Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
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Rating: 5.0
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continious laugh series
1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho.
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
Description: continious laugh series
Rating: 5.0
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ItemReviewed: continious laugh series
husband wife again..........
Wife: jab aap chashma utaarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho.
Husband: haa dear, jab main chashma utaarta hoo, tum bhi bahut khoobsoorat dikti ho
Wife: suniye, hum is hafte poora cinema dekhenge, agle hafte poora shopping karenge.
Husband: uske baad ke hafte poora mandir jaayenge
Wife: kyu?
Husband: bheek maangne ke liye
Husband: agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shaadi kar lena.
Wife: aise kyu bol rahe ho?
Husband: usse badla lene ka doosra tareeka nahi hai.
Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai.
Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega
Wife: aapse milne doctorji aaye hai
Husband: mujhe bukhaar hai. unhe kal aane ke liye bolo
Husband: tum khaana bahut achchi banaati ho
Wife: tum jitna bhi maska lagaao, khaana tumhe hee banaanaa padega
Husband: haa dear, jab main chashma utaarta hoo, tum bhi bahut khoobsoorat dikti ho
Wife: suniye, hum is hafte poora cinema dekhenge, agle hafte poora shopping karenge.
Husband: uske baad ke hafte poora mandir jaayenge
Wife: kyu?
Husband: bheek maangne ke liye
Husband: agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shaadi kar lena.
Wife: aise kyu bol rahe ho?
Husband: usse badla lene ka doosra tareeka nahi hai.
Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai.
Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega
Wife: aapse milne doctorji aaye hai
Husband: mujhe bukhaar hai. unhe kal aane ke liye bolo
Husband: tum khaana bahut achchi banaati ho
Wife: tum jitna bhi maska lagaao, khaana tumhe hee banaanaa padega
Description: husband wife again..........
Rating: 5.0
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santa banta returns jokes series.
Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?
Banta: Main Santa Soap, Santa Paste aur Santa Shampoo use karta hoo
Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya?
Banta: nahi, santa mera room mate hai.
Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai
Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha
Driver: Poora petrol khatam ho gayi hai. ab aage nahi bad sakte.
Santa: teek hai, gaadi reverse lo aur ghar vaapas chalo
Santa: Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai?
banta: maine 50 rupaye ka chillar diya. isliye.
santa: usme kya galti hai?
banta: maine chillar mein do 25 rupaye ka note diyaa tha :-)
Santa: "impossible" shabd mere dictionary mein nahi hai
Banta: arey yaar, ab bataake kyaa faayda. dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na
Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?
Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye
Santa: maine apni shaadi kaa aamantran patra bejaa thaa na? kyu nahi aaya?
Banta: lekin mujhe koi patra nahi milaa
Santa: arey yaar, maine usme likha thaa na. patra nahi milaa to bhi, zaroor aane ke liye!!!
Santa: bhaisaab, yahaa se mumbai kitna door hai?
Vyakti: 400 km.
Santa: baap re, mujhe aaj hi vaapas lautnaa hai. mumbai se yahaa tak kitnaa door hai?
Pati Patni Hindi Jokes
Patni: swamiji ne kahaa ke swarg mein pati patni ko saath rehne nahi dete hai
Pati: isiliye usae swarg kehete hai :-)
1st Man: shaadi ke baad main lakhpati ban gaya.
2nd Man: use kyu itnaa udhaas bol rahe ho?
1st Man: usse pehle mein crorepati tha
Pati: aaj sunday hai aur aish karna. movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.
Patni: teen kyu?
Pati: tumhe aur tumhaare maata pitaa ke liye.
Patni: agar main mar jaaungi, to aap royenge kya?
Pati: ab kya has rahaa hoo kya?
Patni: dekhoji, hamaare shantabai ki pati, usko khush rakhne ke liye, har hafte movie pe le jaate hai. aap kyu nahi karte ho aise?
Pati: arey, maine bhi shantabai ko movie ke liye bulaaya. lekin usne manaa kardi. isme meri kya galti hai?
Description: santa banta returns jokes series.
Rating: 5.0
Reviewer: Try it
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Aunty ki chut...waah...waah.
Hi, I am posting this story because I can’t forget what I did in the winter of 2005.
Women can contact me on amolmane1982@yahoo.co.in
I am Amol. 28 yrs. Pune. I was studying in Pune during 2005. As I was from village place my dad thought I would not suit with city area. His one of the closest friends Sahebrao lived in Pune. Sahebrao’s house was situated near my college which is in katraj. He forced my dad that I would live at his place but I was against this idea.
I didn’t want to disturb anyone. I told my dad that getting a room near college might be easier as there are many students in pune. After much time and failed convincing Sahebrao uncle suggested few rooms near his house.
Room was quite attractive, but the rent was huge and I had to share with other roommates. My dad & me stayed with uncle for that night and left in the morning. Uncle was married for last 3 years. Aunty was average looking as well. She gave birth to a lovely girl 4 months back. Uncle’s family were four, uncle, aunty, baby & uncle’s mother. Uncle told me to visit them on weekend.
I went to their place on Saturday evening. As I told you I come from a village place I never ever thought of sex or such things. I had decided to study hard and score good marks. I ranged the bell, Aunty opened the door and welcomed me with smile.
Aunty: Hey Amol…. Hw r u doing in college? Hw r ur classmates?
She looked very enthuastic. What I could make is that she cared for me.
Me: Aunty college is good and I found few friends as well.
She asked me about room, warm water, friendliness of the owner, teachers etc. Grandmother was reading some god’s stuff. I felt very good that i know someone in Pune who cares for me. I was really very happy.
Aunty: Oohh I forgot to ask you for water.
She went to get water. She gave me tea and buiscuits as well. I asked her about uncle and she told me that he’s in office and will return by 6 in the evening. I had char with grandmother and left early as we friends had planned for movie.
My visits at uncle’s place increased frequently. These people were really very good. I don’t know how my 1st month passed away. It was rainy season. One day my uncle visited my room and I was washing my clothes. He felt very bad a told me to put clothes for washing at his place.
Approximately after 3 months grandmother wanted to go on char dhaam, which is a tour of almost 2 months. Uncle felt bad that aunty will be alone all day long. He asked me for my help. So it was decided that I would stay at their place for next 2 months.
I was mixed with the family and the baby. Baby started staying with me for a longer time. Aunty was very happy as well. We used to watch TV in the evening after my college. Aunty used to cook dinner in afternoon when the baby is asleep. One evening around 4 pm aunty started asking me about my friends.
Aunty: how many friends do u hv in college?
Me: aunty we r 5 friends. 3 r from pune and we 2 r from village.
Aunty: so u might be finding it hard to match with city guys.
Me: its not that difficult aunty. It depends on us how we coup up with the community. And yes city guys r cool as well. They r good.
Aunty: good to hear that. When I saw u first that time I knew that u will manage properly.
I felt good after listening this. Aunty was a good lady. Suddenly baby waked up started crying. Aunty went to bedroom and bought baby to drawing room. She covered her saree properly and started feeding baby. I still didn’t had any bad feelings. Aunty continued her chat.
Aunty: r their any girls in ur class?
Me: yes aunty. 22 girls in a class of 50.
Aunty: many of them might be having girlfriends.
I was shocked. I never thought aunty would ask me such question. With much hesitation I said yes. Then she started taking interest. And from that point we became very good friends. It was uncle aunty’s wedding anniversary after 2 weeks. I asked aunty about their marriage. She told me that it was a arrange marriage. She liked uncle very much etc etc. Then she became bit silent. I asked her what happened but she didn’t say anything. Then after much hesitation she told me that everything was going good after marriage. But when I was pregnant I had to suffer a lot. My mother in law (MIL) wanted a baby boy and we had girl. So my MIL was very upset with us. Uncle is very good as he understands me and science very well. Plus we doesn’t feel much difference in boy/girl.
Days passed and MIL gives her really very hard time. We met few doctors and they told us that everything depends on the genes and chromosomes. So this is how we r passing our days. I also said that ur MIL looks very cool person to me. Aunty told me that she behaves like that infront of everyone.
One night I was sleeping in hall and I had really very bad pains in my stomach. I started calling my uncle and he gave me soda water with lime. I felt bit better but I took off for college next day. I wake up late. Uncle went to his job. I finished my chores and was watching tv suddenly my stomach started paining again. I started crying. Aunty ran to me and was holding my head and stomach. She removed my T-shirt and rubbing my tummy. She called doctor who’s clinic is nearby. Doctor told that it might be because of cramps and suggested me to drink lime water 5 times a day plus protein powder. Next day morning I went to bathroom for chores and my stomach started paining. Aunty ran to bathroom and hold me tightly, I came to senses that I was wearing only underwear. I stood straight and told her to go out. She told me that I shouldn’t be shy of her. This pain was of 20 seconds only. Again doctor told us to take the same medicines. I was perfectly okey after 2 days. But I really appreciated my aunty’s help during this period.
As it was uncle anniversary aunty asked me what should they plan. I suggested her to go to some hill station. She said that uncle doesn’t have leaves and baby is still very young to travel, etc. Then with much hesitation I said her that why don’t u both enjoy at home all day that day.
Aunty: what will we do at home all day?
Me: Common aunty, uncle is busy all the time. U should make him feel special that day.
She started looking at me bluntly. Then I told her that she should wear nice saree and do good makeup so that uncle won’t go to office that day. So that he would feel like making extra love to u. I don’t know how and why I said that. But she didn’t mind it at all.
Aunty: Then u will help me in these.
Me: ok aunty.
Without uncle’s knowing I bought flowers and decoration things from market. We had decided to decorate house when uncle leaves to office and will came him back urgently after 2 hours and will decorate house in mean time. She agreed Now she did something really very shocking.
Aunty: Hey plz suggest me which saree I should wear.
We peeped into her cubboard. She had many sarees. She asked me hoe this red saree will look. I asked her she has black saree.
Aunty: Red saree will be good na… black saree won’t be good.
Me: No aunty women looks good and sexy in black saree.
Aunty: how do u know all this?
I was feeling shy. I told her that this is the rend nw a days boys like like it.
Aunty: But uncle is not a boy. He’s grownup and almost 32 yaers old.
Me: He’s not that old. I don’t know I should talk to you about this or not. I am feeling shy.
Aunty: No, Plz amol dnt think this way. Plz help me. I want to make this anniversary special.
Then with very much boldness I said aunty
Me: Aunty then listen to me, Women looks sexy in black saree.
She had it. I told her to show me the sarre. I mean wear it.
She told me to go outside and wore black saree. She was lloking good in saree.
Aunty: How am I looking?
Me: See, what I told you will look good. But still you need more changes in wearing pattern.
Aunty: What changes?
I moved to her. I really wanted to help her. I told her to wear sarre below navel. So that her belly is open. Now she was looking strange at me. I told her that u will have to do it if u want to impress him, make yourself attractive.
She did as I said. Now she was looking sexy. Then she called me in bedroom and asked me very shyly.
Aunty: I want to ask 1 more thing to you. Plz don’t share this with anyone.
Me: Yes aunty tell me. Anything for you guys.
She removed one box from cubboard. She removed 4-5 bras from box. She told me that she doesn’t know which one she should wear. I suggested her black again. She again told me that she has not worn bra since her pregnancy as she has to feed her baby frequently.
Aunty: can u do 1 more favor for me?
Me: what aunty?
Aunty: I will wear bra as well. Just tell me if it will fit me properly.
I was mum. I don’t know what to say. I said ok. She also told me that plz don’t feel bad or make any wrong assumptions.
Whatever she did next was strange. She called me to bedroom again after 5 mins. What the heck, she was only in bra and panty. She was not looking at me at all. My mouth was wide open. First time in my life I saw something like that which is live. She was looking damn sexy. 1st time I came to know about her stats. She was extremely hot man. 27 yrs old, 36-26-38. Round ass. Her boobs were extra large. Her stomach was lean. Wow. Her boobs were trying to peep out of her bra, they were not fitting in her bra. I was just like stumped.
Aunty: How are they?
Me: Superb (with eyes wide open)
Aunty: don’t be too much. Just tell me black is good or I should try red as well.
Me: no , no need. Just that ur boobs are bigger than bra.
Aunty: Ooh, then what should I do? What do u suggest?
Me: Actually, this looks sexy. Men like big boobs.
Aunty: U boys have good knowledge, that’s why I asked u for help.
Me: No problem aunty. I am more than happy to help.
I couldn’t sleep whole night. I was feeling full. I masturbated 3 times that night. Next day morning uncle left and we started decorating house. After décor aunty went for bath and finished her chores. She then asked me if I should change now. She changed into black saree. I was stunned to see her in such a way. Wow she was looking damn sexy. I couldn’t believe my own eyes.
Me: Nice aunty, but pull your saree more down.
Aunty: How much more?
Me: A little bit
She told me help her. I went close to her. She was smelling nicely. I felt like doing something but then again thought of her helping nature and her behavior with me. I quietly tried to pull down her petticoat. She felt bit awkward and said that it will be too much down. But I convinced her that this will be right. Literally her panty was visible now.
She was ready. I told I should leave now. Best of luck. Have a nice time. She thanked me and said me that never disclose this with anyone. She called uncle and said that she was not feeling well and told him to come home right now. I left.
Approximately after 2 hrs i.e at 1:30 pm I got call from her. I was surprised to see her call. I received the call she was not talking from other side. I kept on saying hello hello but no reply. Then I came to know that she is crying. Without saying her anything I left college and reached home in 20 mins. Door was closed. I had key. Aunty was in bedroom. Door was closed. I knocked but she didn’t speck. I kept on knocking, at last she opened door after 30 mins.
She was not in mood to talk. As soon as she saw me she again started crying and ran towards her bed. I followed her. I tried consoling her but she was not replying. So I dared to touch her and hold her shoulders. I sat on bed.
Aunty: He came home and shouted on me. He had important meeting. I even said him that this is ours 3rd anniversary which we will be celebrating together. Theirs nobody else. We will enjoy etc etc
And she kept crying. I was only listening
Aunty: Now you tell me what exactly problem was. Am I not looking beautiful?
Me: No aunty you are looking beautiful and sexy. Uncle might be in important meeting.
Aunty: he ignored me.
Later in part 2
Women can contact me on amolmane1982@yahoo.co.in
I am Amol. 28 yrs. Pune. I was studying in Pune during 2005. As I was from village place my dad thought I would not suit with city area. His one of the closest friends Sahebrao lived in Pune. Sahebrao’s house was situated near my college which is in katraj. He forced my dad that I would live at his place but I was against this idea.
I didn’t want to disturb anyone. I told my dad that getting a room near college might be easier as there are many students in pune. After much time and failed convincing Sahebrao uncle suggested few rooms near his house.
Room was quite attractive, but the rent was huge and I had to share with other roommates. My dad & me stayed with uncle for that night and left in the morning. Uncle was married for last 3 years. Aunty was average looking as well. She gave birth to a lovely girl 4 months back. Uncle’s family were four, uncle, aunty, baby & uncle’s mother. Uncle told me to visit them on weekend.
I went to their place on Saturday evening. As I told you I come from a village place I never ever thought of sex or such things. I had decided to study hard and score good marks. I ranged the bell, Aunty opened the door and welcomed me with smile.
Aunty: Hey Amol…. Hw r u doing in college? Hw r ur classmates?
She looked very enthuastic. What I could make is that she cared for me.
Me: Aunty college is good and I found few friends as well.
She asked me about room, warm water, friendliness of the owner, teachers etc. Grandmother was reading some god’s stuff. I felt very good that i know someone in Pune who cares for me. I was really very happy.
Aunty: Oohh I forgot to ask you for water.
She went to get water. She gave me tea and buiscuits as well. I asked her about uncle and she told me that he’s in office and will return by 6 in the evening. I had char with grandmother and left early as we friends had planned for movie.
My visits at uncle’s place increased frequently. These people were really very good. I don’t know how my 1st month passed away. It was rainy season. One day my uncle visited my room and I was washing my clothes. He felt very bad a told me to put clothes for washing at his place.
Approximately after 3 months grandmother wanted to go on char dhaam, which is a tour of almost 2 months. Uncle felt bad that aunty will be alone all day long. He asked me for my help. So it was decided that I would stay at their place for next 2 months.
I was mixed with the family and the baby. Baby started staying with me for a longer time. Aunty was very happy as well. We used to watch TV in the evening after my college. Aunty used to cook dinner in afternoon when the baby is asleep. One evening around 4 pm aunty started asking me about my friends.
Aunty: how many friends do u hv in college?
Me: aunty we r 5 friends. 3 r from pune and we 2 r from village.
Aunty: so u might be finding it hard to match with city guys.
Me: its not that difficult aunty. It depends on us how we coup up with the community. And yes city guys r cool as well. They r good.
Aunty: good to hear that. When I saw u first that time I knew that u will manage properly.
I felt good after listening this. Aunty was a good lady. Suddenly baby waked up started crying. Aunty went to bedroom and bought baby to drawing room. She covered her saree properly and started feeding baby. I still didn’t had any bad feelings. Aunty continued her chat.
Aunty: r their any girls in ur class?
Me: yes aunty. 22 girls in a class of 50.
Aunty: many of them might be having girlfriends.
I was shocked. I never thought aunty would ask me such question. With much hesitation I said yes. Then she started taking interest. And from that point we became very good friends. It was uncle aunty’s wedding anniversary after 2 weeks. I asked aunty about their marriage. She told me that it was a arrange marriage. She liked uncle very much etc etc. Then she became bit silent. I asked her what happened but she didn’t say anything. Then after much hesitation she told me that everything was going good after marriage. But when I was pregnant I had to suffer a lot. My mother in law (MIL) wanted a baby boy and we had girl. So my MIL was very upset with us. Uncle is very good as he understands me and science very well. Plus we doesn’t feel much difference in boy/girl.
Days passed and MIL gives her really very hard time. We met few doctors and they told us that everything depends on the genes and chromosomes. So this is how we r passing our days. I also said that ur MIL looks very cool person to me. Aunty told me that she behaves like that infront of everyone.
One night I was sleeping in hall and I had really very bad pains in my stomach. I started calling my uncle and he gave me soda water with lime. I felt bit better but I took off for college next day. I wake up late. Uncle went to his job. I finished my chores and was watching tv suddenly my stomach started paining again. I started crying. Aunty ran to me and was holding my head and stomach. She removed my T-shirt and rubbing my tummy. She called doctor who’s clinic is nearby. Doctor told that it might be because of cramps and suggested me to drink lime water 5 times a day plus protein powder. Next day morning I went to bathroom for chores and my stomach started paining. Aunty ran to bathroom and hold me tightly, I came to senses that I was wearing only underwear. I stood straight and told her to go out. She told me that I shouldn’t be shy of her. This pain was of 20 seconds only. Again doctor told us to take the same medicines. I was perfectly okey after 2 days. But I really appreciated my aunty’s help during this period.
As it was uncle anniversary aunty asked me what should they plan. I suggested her to go to some hill station. She said that uncle doesn’t have leaves and baby is still very young to travel, etc. Then with much hesitation I said her that why don’t u both enjoy at home all day that day.
Aunty: what will we do at home all day?
Me: Common aunty, uncle is busy all the time. U should make him feel special that day.
She started looking at me bluntly. Then I told her that she should wear nice saree and do good makeup so that uncle won’t go to office that day. So that he would feel like making extra love to u. I don’t know how and why I said that. But she didn’t mind it at all.
Aunty: Then u will help me in these.
Me: ok aunty.
Without uncle’s knowing I bought flowers and decoration things from market. We had decided to decorate house when uncle leaves to office and will came him back urgently after 2 hours and will decorate house in mean time. She agreed Now she did something really very shocking.
Aunty: Hey plz suggest me which saree I should wear.
We peeped into her cubboard. She had many sarees. She asked me hoe this red saree will look. I asked her she has black saree.
Aunty: Red saree will be good na… black saree won’t be good.
Me: No aunty women looks good and sexy in black saree.
Aunty: how do u know all this?
I was feeling shy. I told her that this is the rend nw a days boys like like it.
Aunty: But uncle is not a boy. He’s grownup and almost 32 yaers old.
Me: He’s not that old. I don’t know I should talk to you about this or not. I am feeling shy.
Aunty: No, Plz amol dnt think this way. Plz help me. I want to make this anniversary special.
Then with very much boldness I said aunty
Me: Aunty then listen to me, Women looks sexy in black saree.
She had it. I told her to show me the sarre. I mean wear it.
She told me to go outside and wore black saree. She was lloking good in saree.
Aunty: How am I looking?
Me: See, what I told you will look good. But still you need more changes in wearing pattern.
Aunty: What changes?
I moved to her. I really wanted to help her. I told her to wear sarre below navel. So that her belly is open. Now she was looking strange at me. I told her that u will have to do it if u want to impress him, make yourself attractive.
She did as I said. Now she was looking sexy. Then she called me in bedroom and asked me very shyly.
Aunty: I want to ask 1 more thing to you. Plz don’t share this with anyone.
Me: Yes aunty tell me. Anything for you guys.
She removed one box from cubboard. She removed 4-5 bras from box. She told me that she doesn’t know which one she should wear. I suggested her black again. She again told me that she has not worn bra since her pregnancy as she has to feed her baby frequently.
Aunty: can u do 1 more favor for me?
Me: what aunty?
Aunty: I will wear bra as well. Just tell me if it will fit me properly.
I was mum. I don’t know what to say. I said ok. She also told me that plz don’t feel bad or make any wrong assumptions.
Whatever she did next was strange. She called me to bedroom again after 5 mins. What the heck, she was only in bra and panty. She was not looking at me at all. My mouth was wide open. First time in my life I saw something like that which is live. She was looking damn sexy. 1st time I came to know about her stats. She was extremely hot man. 27 yrs old, 36-26-38. Round ass. Her boobs were extra large. Her stomach was lean. Wow. Her boobs were trying to peep out of her bra, they were not fitting in her bra. I was just like stumped.
Aunty: How are they?
Me: Superb (with eyes wide open)
Aunty: don’t be too much. Just tell me black is good or I should try red as well.
Me: no , no need. Just that ur boobs are bigger than bra.
Aunty: Ooh, then what should I do? What do u suggest?
Me: Actually, this looks sexy. Men like big boobs.
Aunty: U boys have good knowledge, that’s why I asked u for help.
Me: No problem aunty. I am more than happy to help.
I couldn’t sleep whole night. I was feeling full. I masturbated 3 times that night. Next day morning uncle left and we started decorating house. After décor aunty went for bath and finished her chores. She then asked me if I should change now. She changed into black saree. I was stunned to see her in such a way. Wow she was looking damn sexy. I couldn’t believe my own eyes.
Me: Nice aunty, but pull your saree more down.
Aunty: How much more?
Me: A little bit
She told me help her. I went close to her. She was smelling nicely. I felt like doing something but then again thought of her helping nature and her behavior with me. I quietly tried to pull down her petticoat. She felt bit awkward and said that it will be too much down. But I convinced her that this will be right. Literally her panty was visible now.
She was ready. I told I should leave now. Best of luck. Have a nice time. She thanked me and said me that never disclose this with anyone. She called uncle and said that she was not feeling well and told him to come home right now. I left.
Approximately after 2 hrs i.e at 1:30 pm I got call from her. I was surprised to see her call. I received the call she was not talking from other side. I kept on saying hello hello but no reply. Then I came to know that she is crying. Without saying her anything I left college and reached home in 20 mins. Door was closed. I had key. Aunty was in bedroom. Door was closed. I knocked but she didn’t speck. I kept on knocking, at last she opened door after 30 mins.
She was not in mood to talk. As soon as she saw me she again started crying and ran towards her bed. I followed her. I tried consoling her but she was not replying. So I dared to touch her and hold her shoulders. I sat on bed.
Aunty: He came home and shouted on me. He had important meeting. I even said him that this is ours 3rd anniversary which we will be celebrating together. Theirs nobody else. We will enjoy etc etc
And she kept crying. I was only listening
Aunty: Now you tell me what exactly problem was. Am I not looking beautiful?
Me: No aunty you are looking beautiful and sexy. Uncle might be in important meeting.
Aunty: he ignored me.
Later in part 2
Description: Aunty ki chut...waah...waah.
Rating: 5.0
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Girl friend ka boor me lund
Hi guys and girls i have been reading stories here from many years and finally decided to share my experience with you all which i had with my gf priyanka.let me describe her to you all she has a figure to die for with 34-28-34 size. Our relation was not so kind of seriious one but we were friends only for any girl,aunty,bhabhi intersted in or physical sex can contact me on angadsaini007@gmail.com
We both are from kolkata.this incident happened a few weeks ago before we broke up.she is quite horny in bed and can arouse any person to the limits. Although now we have broken up still we do it many times wenever we get time.well this is my first story on this site so kindly forgive me for my mistakes.
She loves getting sucked n licked n gives a awesum blowjob .it all started when her family went to rajasthan and she stayed back for her college.we both had sex chats many times but never got a chance to do it practically.on the day her family left early morning and we decided that these can be the days wen we can finally have sex and satisfy each other. i went to her home by 12pm she opened the door and was looking sexy in her shorts and tshirt. We sat on the sofa and were talking generally until she came close and huged me titghtly I slowly lifted her face and gave sa small kiss on her cheeks and on her lips she was getting more arouse and I started to suck her lips and pushed her on the wall .
She was responding me more hardly and we both were sucking each others lips and then i lifted her and wrapped her legs around my thigh and started to suck her neck line she started to breathe heavily and was moaning aaaaahhhhh ummmnnnnn ooohhhh baby . i was getting more aroused by her moanings and removed her tshirt to my surprise she was not wearing any bra i started to squeeze her tits hardly and press them badly until her nipples got dark pink in color and sucked them hardly making her pink nipples erect.
I carried her to the bedrom and layed her down onthe bed and started to byt me on my lips she tore my shirt off and was biting my chest. I slowly started to roam my hands around her back and was pressing her buttocks and she started to moan slowly and was biting on my ears and neck i pushed her down and came on top of her and started pressing her tits and sucked them hardly.i moved down to her belly and inserted my tongue in her navel and she jerked her body and pressed my head more into her navel she screamed oouuchhh when I gave a love bite on her navel.
Slowly i removed her shorts and pulled her panty by my lips and she moaned loudly aaahhhhh.i removed her panty by my lips and started to rub my fingers on her pussy she was getiing arouse more and more asked me to finger her .i slowly pushed my finger inside and was moving in and out of her pussy . I started to finger fuck her more hardly and she had her first orgasm and all my fingers were dripping wet by her juices . I then moved closer to her pussy and started licking it slowly and she was now moaning heavily ahhhhh hmmnnnnn mmnnnnnn suck it she was loosing her control and was moaning aaaahh baby suck me more lick me jaan make me crazy.
I inserted my two fingers and started to finger fuck her and at the same time was sucking her pussy after 20 minutes she had her first orgasm and i drank all her juices.i layed beside her now and she started to caress my dick. she slwly was pressing my balls and gave a peek at the head of my dick and slowly started to kiss it and was taking the dick into her mouth and started to suck my dick hardly i was moanimg and she enjoyed it and byted on my dick she started pressing my balls and was sucking my dick deep and fast.
I realised that I was going to cum so I stopped her and and made her layed on her back and spread her legs widely and poured some hot chocolate on her pussy and started to suck her deep in her pussy she orgasmed for the second time and now begged me to fuck her.
i placed my dick on her pussy and rubbed it hardly on her pussy now she was out of control and she pulled me down on her and my dick slipped into her pussy i gave a jerk and my half dick entered in she was in pain and was biting on my shoulder and digging her nails on my back I gave another jerk and enterd fully in her pussy and she screamed in pain i stayed like that for sum tym and slowly started
Fucking her and was sucking her tits at the same time i increased my speed and fucked her for 30 minutes and she cumed I lay beside her playing wit her tits and .she then came over me and started biting mh chest and was giving me love bites she slowly got up and sat on mh dick and started riding me hardly and i sat closely so that i could suck her nipples and pressed them hardly she increased her speed and I also jerked my body so as to match her speed. and after i while i came in her pussy and she collapsed on me.then I even fucked her in doggy style which she enjoyed a lot and also fucked her in ass she was totally exhausted and lied next to me I stayed with her for five more days until her family came back and we enjoyed sex everyday .please comment or post me the comments on my email.
We both are from kolkata.this incident happened a few weeks ago before we broke up.she is quite horny in bed and can arouse any person to the limits. Although now we have broken up still we do it many times wenever we get time.well this is my first story on this site so kindly forgive me for my mistakes.
She loves getting sucked n licked n gives a awesum blowjob .it all started when her family went to rajasthan and she stayed back for her college.we both had sex chats many times but never got a chance to do it practically.on the day her family left early morning and we decided that these can be the days wen we can finally have sex and satisfy each other. i went to her home by 12pm she opened the door and was looking sexy in her shorts and tshirt. We sat on the sofa and were talking generally until she came close and huged me titghtly I slowly lifted her face and gave sa small kiss on her cheeks and on her lips she was getting more arouse and I started to suck her lips and pushed her on the wall .
She was responding me more hardly and we both were sucking each others lips and then i lifted her and wrapped her legs around my thigh and started to suck her neck line she started to breathe heavily and was moaning aaaaahhhhh ummmnnnnn ooohhhh baby . i was getting more aroused by her moanings and removed her tshirt to my surprise she was not wearing any bra i started to squeeze her tits hardly and press them badly until her nipples got dark pink in color and sucked them hardly making her pink nipples erect.
I carried her to the bedrom and layed her down onthe bed and started to byt me on my lips she tore my shirt off and was biting my chest. I slowly started to roam my hands around her back and was pressing her buttocks and she started to moan slowly and was biting on my ears and neck i pushed her down and came on top of her and started pressing her tits and sucked them hardly.i moved down to her belly and inserted my tongue in her navel and she jerked her body and pressed my head more into her navel she screamed oouuchhh when I gave a love bite on her navel.
Slowly i removed her shorts and pulled her panty by my lips and she moaned loudly aaahhhhh.i removed her panty by my lips and started to rub my fingers on her pussy she was getiing arouse more and more asked me to finger her .i slowly pushed my finger inside and was moving in and out of her pussy . I started to finger fuck her more hardly and she had her first orgasm and all my fingers were dripping wet by her juices . I then moved closer to her pussy and started licking it slowly and she was now moaning heavily ahhhhh hmmnnnnn mmnnnnnn suck it she was loosing her control and was moaning aaaahh baby suck me more lick me jaan make me crazy.
I inserted my two fingers and started to finger fuck her and at the same time was sucking her pussy after 20 minutes she had her first orgasm and i drank all her juices.i layed beside her now and she started to caress my dick. she slwly was pressing my balls and gave a peek at the head of my dick and slowly started to kiss it and was taking the dick into her mouth and started to suck my dick hardly i was moanimg and she enjoyed it and byted on my dick she started pressing my balls and was sucking my dick deep and fast.
I realised that I was going to cum so I stopped her and and made her layed on her back and spread her legs widely and poured some hot chocolate on her pussy and started to suck her deep in her pussy she orgasmed for the second time and now begged me to fuck her.
i placed my dick on her pussy and rubbed it hardly on her pussy now she was out of control and she pulled me down on her and my dick slipped into her pussy i gave a jerk and my half dick entered in she was in pain and was biting on my shoulder and digging her nails on my back I gave another jerk and enterd fully in her pussy and she screamed in pain i stayed like that for sum tym and slowly started
Fucking her and was sucking her tits at the same time i increased my speed and fucked her for 30 minutes and she cumed I lay beside her playing wit her tits and .she then came over me and started biting mh chest and was giving me love bites she slowly got up and sat on mh dick and started riding me hardly and i sat closely so that i could suck her nipples and pressed them hardly she increased her speed and I also jerked my body so as to match her speed. and after i while i came in her pussy and she collapsed on me.then I even fucked her in doggy style which she enjoyed a lot and also fucked her in ass she was totally exhausted and lied next to me I stayed with her for five more days until her family came back and we enjoyed sex everyday .please comment or post me the comments on my email.
Description: Girl friend ka boor me lund
Rating: 5.0
Reviewer: Try it
ItemReviewed: Girl friend ka boor me lund
